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Ten punches!
Ah, my second organ in me is passing energy through my feet flowing from the earth, and I'm...
...bad at it.
Bad at it?
What's that?
That's not it.
There's a rule about punches.
I don't know the rules well, but I didn't know this rule and I was always in trouble.
Punch!
What's this?
Punch!
No, sorry, I made a mistake.
No, you didn't.
I made a mistake.
No, you didn't.
How do you know?
You know it, girls high school.
I made a mistake.
You always punch and then you don't say anything.
You say something and then you don't say anything.
Always forgetting to say "punch" is always a problem for me.
You always say something and then you don't say anything.
That's really nostalgic.
Is the video starting?
The video is started like this.
I thought I would show you a little different kind of videos.
I hope you enjoyed the seagull.
I don't know if you've seen it, but it's a very long video, so please watch it for a long time.
So, everyone, while you eat, it's not so dirty this time, so please take a bath and watch it slowly.
And if you don't want to say "no, we're not funny from the beginning," and you always want to watch only funny videos, please do a brass back.
What do you mean it's not funny?
Well, everyone, we, uh, Tokai, have a content meeting, and if it's like this, we can do it!
"Okay, everyone, let's take a video!" It's like that, but sometimes, after taking it, there are times when you say "oh."
Sometimes?
Well, content meetings aren't perfect either.
And we also have a little bit of a grind, so sometimes we say "we have to put out something like this," and "I'm thinking of putting it out someday, but who's going to edit it?"
"Tetsu, do it." "No," like that.
And in the end...
Is there a push-pull match?
Some of them are like push-pull matches, and there are quite a few of them, and we're about to eat a date, and we want to say goodbye.
So, first of all, I'll say it this time. This is a bad video.
From now on, uh, we'll watch the bad videos Tokai took in the past and say goodbye to them together.
We'll say goodbye to the bad videos from 2018!
It's been a very difficult video.
It's the first time I've had a hard time editing a video.
I think the editing of this video itself is already loose.
Yes, it's loose.
Yes.
And, well, since it's a trick video, I really don't feel like editing it.
So this time, I asked myself to edit it so that it's really simple and easy to see.
Well, it's a little different from our usual editing, but I'm sorry about that.
Well, it's a trick video, so don't worry about it.
I'll help you edit the next video.
Anyway, I'd like to watch it right away.
Yes.
Well, first of all, I'd like to talk about recent things.
Oh! Recent?
Do you have any recent things?
I don't have much recent.
Recently...
I have one.
Recently, it just became funny and became a trick.
Yes.
Here you are.
Huh?
Ah!
Hello, I'm Shibata from Tokai.
I'm Koji.
I'm Fumiya.
Everyone, you don't like businessmen, do you?
No, I love them.
I hate them.
I've done it about ten times, and I hate businessmen.
Ah, in the video, in the video...
Ah, but it doesn't come up much.
I like businessmen other than Setsuno.
I hate businessmen.
Well, businessmen...
I want to do it once in a while.
It's been a month.
Yes.
What if it's past Christmas?
What if it's past Christmas...
Christmas!
Idiot!
It's too early!
It's almost Christmas!
It's too early.
It's one month early.
It doesn't matter if it's next month or not.
It's Christmas season.
So let's shoot this Christmas video in November.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, today, we're going to ask you to make an annoying Christmas tree for us.
Bella!
Bella, wait!
Can you walk straight?
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm drunk and I'm walking.
Let's make an annoying Christmas tree!
Why do you want me to twist it like that?
Because you're not good at doing it normally!
Why do you twist it like that?
You're only allowed to twist it once in four months.
We've got everything we need.
No!
It's already over in six months.
Is it over?
Yes.
We're going to decorate this 90cm tree with our own decorations.
I'm hungry.
If you don't have this tree and you don't like it and you don't like it...
It's the worst.
It's not shiny and it's not dull.
You can just take it and...
Let's make an annoying Christmas tree!
Start!
I can't do it...
Okay, Toshimitsu-kun, are you ready?
Yes!
Oh, but do we need a lazy judge?
Hm? A lazy judge?
Okay, since you're lazy, why don't you just sit there?
Why don't you just sit there and be lazy?
Lazy!
Thank you for your time, judge.
Thank you for your time.
Should we bring it?
Yes.
Okay, everyone!
My lazy Christmas tree!
Let's go!
Please raise your hands!
Yes!
Please raise your hands!
Yes!
Hmm, you're lazy!
Lazy!
Isn't this too lazy?
I see, you're lazy!
Oh, you know what you're doing.
Lazy!
Is that how it is?
I see, you're a lazy judge.
I'm sorry, judge.
Hmm...
But this is pretty, so I don't think you're lazy.
No, you're lazy!
You're crazy!
You're a lazy judge!
Who the heck is it?!
Is that how you're being judged in this video?
Let's move on!
Yes!
I'm going to talk about my Christmas tree.
As for me, I've never decorated a Christmas tree before.
Wow!
This is the first time I've ever decorated one in my life.
Wow!
So I thought it was lazy.
Lazy!
So you thought you were lazy when you decorated it?
Yes, I thought it was lazy.
And!
You're not a person who can handle it.
I don't know much about it, so I don't know how to use it.
So, I brought a Christmas tree that I can easily decorate.
Please close your eyes.
Please open your eyes!
Huh? I'm eating something.
What is it?
This is a Christmas tree that you can decorate as you like.
Really?
Please smell it.
Oh, I got it!
Oh, it's honey.
I want to decorate it every year.
And if you leave it outside, insects will come and decorate it.
If you have a firecracker, it will be like that.
No, it's Christmas.
Insects will come in December.
It's in the house, so it's really boring.
It's in the house.
I set it up early, but it's winter, so there weren't many insects.
It's December, so it's Christmas.
It's just a tree now.
It's really boring.
You can feel your own laziness.
Yeah, it's boring.
If you leave it at home, it's super boring.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Please open your eyes!
This is...
It's foam!
Is it in the bath?
Isn't it that?
Doesn't it look like a person?
This is a towel.
Oh, I see.
I wanted to express that it's in my dad's bath.
The foam looks like snow and it's kind of nice.
Yeah.
I thought it was in my dad's bath.
Yeah.
I thought it was boring now, but it's like this.
We put up a lot of things, but we don't do anything.
We don't do anything.
If you put it in one corner of a musical corner like this, you'll be like, "Oh, you're doing it."
Oh, that's true.
It's boring!
Oh, I heard that voice.
I heard that voice.
I heard it.
It's my voice in my bath video.
It's too boring!
Is it boring?
It's boring!
What the hell was in there?!
It's boring...
What the hell is this?!
But if you try to make it look cool, it'll be boring, so you said it backwards in front of the play.
Oh...
That's right.
I was conscious of it.
I think it's boring.
If you try to make it boring, it'll be normal.
Okay, so we have three "boring" Christmas... "annoying" Christmas trees.
It's not "annoying."
We have three "annoying" Christmas trees.
Yes.
So Ryo-kun said, "Wow, this is different. This is different from the concept. This is low quality."
I see.
Please announce the most boring Christmas tree!
The most boring Christmas tree is...
The white Christmas tree!
Absolutely!
These two are completely different, but both are annoying!
Even if I had it in my house...
Well, well, well, well...
It's pretty boring...
It's annoying, and it's boring!
It was...
it was the worst today...
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!
This was a video like that...
Oh no!
My fault!
I'm sorry.
Why did we get this one?
It was kind of vague, and we were like "Let's do this one" and just went for it.
While everyone was looking away, we got this one.
Yeah.
Oh! I didn't say that!
At the time, Mario and the generator and two people were looking away, and we were like "Let's split up and do it."
We were thinking about the generator and buying it, and we were like "Hmm, we'll go with this one," and we got it, and at the same time, we got this one,
and we got this one, and we got this one.
That one was fun.
Yeah, that one was pretty fun.
This video is pretty popular, but it's a copy of "Yuuyami."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yuuyami took this video and was like "Wow, this is bad," and he took it.
So you think we should keep it like this?
Yeah.
Okay, everyone, we've introduced you to the "gods" video.
Do you think we should have done it? Or do you think we should just call ourselves "gods"?
Without a doubt, we should just call ourselves "gods."
Thank you very much for the Darley Christmas Tree Making Championship.
By the way, let's change our mood and watch the video.
Which one should we watch?
There's a lot of them.
I like the tempo one.
You like the tempo one?
The light one.
This one has a good tempo.
This is the 5th anniversary video.
I see.
But it's just a little introduction video.
5th anniversary?
Yes, please watch it.
Here it is.
Hello, I'm Taisa!
Hello, I'm Toshiku!
These three people...
That's right, they're from Tokai.
They are Metachitaria Trio.
Metachitaria 34.
Yes, we are.
In Tokai,
I think it's a wonderful group of six people working together.
Yes.
And they've grown a lot.
In just four years, they've become so popular.
Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
When you look at the strength of each of them,
if you say you've grown thanks to the six of you,
it's just a little...
Oh!
That's right.
If you say you've grown thanks to the six of you,
it's just a little...
What do you think?
That's right.
That's amazing.
Where did you hear that from?
No, I didn't.
I didn't say that.
That's amazing.
I sacrificed my teeth for it.
Welcome.
A lot of people who value their own strength have come together.
Yes.
I have this strength.
Yes.
Maybe I've grown even if I went out on YouTube alone.
Oh!
That's what I think.
Maybe.
On the contrary, I don't want you to say that you couldn't grow if you were alone.
So this time, the three of us created a new YouTube channel.
The one who grew the most is the winner!
The one who started hiding his identity at zero fame and stood out the most is the winner.
His name and appearance.
Elements. Elements from ten years ago.
Tetsuya's element, Shibuya's element, Toshimitsu's element.
We released only one video.
We don't know if anyone can grow in that state.
But you already created a channel, didn't you?
I did a while ago.
I'm going to post it now.
As of now, we plan to announce it in a month's time.
Maybe it will be the most famous channel that no one knows about.
In a month?
If it's an element, it's Tetsuya.
You?
What?
You thought so, didn't you?
You guys are crazy.
Maybe...
You guys are crazy.
Maybe we'll have five subscribers.
Yes, we do.
Definitely.
Because we revived it.
YouTube world's YouTube dream.
YouTube's strictness.
We can overcome both of them.
We want to put in a serious motivation.
From the time this video came out, this moment is really ahead of us.
We're going to post it now.
Maybe in a month?
I'm scared.
You don't have to post it every day, do you?
I have my own page.
I have my usual videos.
I have my own contents.
Please calm down.
It may be posted in the description, but we're going to announce it now.
Let's post it and move on to the era of a bigger channel.
Are you doing your best, Mirai?
I do it every day.
Please, I'm doing my best.
I'm counting on you.
Please be confident.
Let's move on to the era of a bigger channel.
This is my face.
And it's over.
You're betraying yourself.
This is the future.
This is your future.
There are two kinds of failures.
Failure that is too boring and failure like this.
Failure that you can't stop halfway.
I announced my channel for the first time in five years.
This is my second failure.
I searched for the first one, but I couldn't find it.
I found it in my previous house.
I took this once and said, "Let's do our best again."
Please open it on behalf of the staff.
At this time, I thought I would go to the silver shield.
YouTube is not good.
I won't drink it.
Thank you for your cooperation next year.
I was betrayed again.
The next video is a little long.
I don't know if all of you are in it.
It's rude not to put it out.
I'll put it out for now.
Hello, I'm KANECO from 10 days ago.
I didn't know.
Good evening, I'm KANECO.
I'm KANECO of KIMAGURE COOK.
Thank you.
Thank you for the video.
I'm sorry for doing it on my own.
I'm happy.
I think you know.
About four months ago, I made a parody of a fish.
This time, I will handle a fish with a real person.
I was surprised.
The number of subscribers has increased a lot in one day.
I was wondering what was going on.
Is it okay if it's not an excuse?
I love you.
I'm glad you like me.
I love you.
I watch you on TV every day.
Thank you very much.
Let's do it with KIMAGURE COOK.
This is the fish we will handle this time.
What is this?
I don't think you've seen this before.
It's rough.
This is shark skin.
This is called shark skin.
It seems rare.
It's very rare.
I've never seen it before.
It's not the first time you've handled it.
I've never handled it before.
This is the first time I've seen it.
I've never seen it before.
It was unexpected.
I thought it was rare.
Let's handle this.
This is shark skin.
I'm going to make sashimi of shark skin.
I'll give you a lecture.
Please do it along with me.
Please lower your head first.
It's soft.
It's softer than I thought.
It hurts.
I'll take out the internal organs.
It's amazing.
The back feels good.
This is amazing.
This is an egg.
I'm a beginner, so I don't know what's going on.
I didn't know there was such an egg in it.
Is this it?
Yes, it is.
Is it easy to pull out?
It's easy to pull out.
There's one more.
This is amazing.
I'm not hesitating at all.
It's amazing.
I'm watching you.
The internal organs have been removed.
Let's wash it later.
I'll wash my hair, too.
It's a one-time offence.
I see.
I'll eat it.
Is this enough?
Yes, it is.
That's not how you do it!
Then I'll put sesame oil in it.
I'll do it slowly and without force.
It's delicious.
I'll put it in here.
It's so soft.
It's amazing.
What's this?
It feels so good.
It's like a shark skin mask.
It's so soft and soft.
It feels so good.
It's a hand-made.
It's amazing.
It's a hand-made.
It feels so good.
It's hard to cut.
I think it's okay.
Doesn't it look good?
This is the fourth one.
The fourth one is done.
Next, we're going to skin it.
I'm looking forward to skinning this one.
I think it's easier to peel because the skin is hard.
It's my first time saying it, so I think I know what it is.
It's like flounder.
I call it "flounder" first.
You can find it in sushi restaurants.
Do you call it "flounder" there?
I call it "flounder" there.
It's not raw fish, is it?
No, it's not.
But "flounder" in kappa sushi is "flounder" in curry.
It's "flounder" in oil curry.
I'm going to do it like this.
Next is this thin knife.
This one.
I'm going to pull it with this.
Wow.
It's very easy to pull.
It's beautiful.
I'm going to cut off the circular side.
It's very easy to cut.
Oh, no. Greed is too advanced.
Hey, you okay?
Woah, you're preparing it well.
Nice, right?
From now on, we're going to slice it like sashimi.
Put it in like this.
When you get here, you have to stand up and cut it.
Then you can see the corners.
It's so beautiful.
It's like this, isn't it?
But stand it up where you think it's going to fall and stand up the corner.
Wow, it looks difficult.
The rest is complete.
I don't know how to serve it.
Come in and suck it up.
That's right.
I see.
Come in and suck it up.
Oh, it looks like something.
I've never seen anything like this before.
It looks delicious.
Okay.
Stand it up a little bit.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But it's a little lonely around here, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Roll up the edge there and make a flower.
Please make this about five pieces.
I'll roll it up like this.
I'll roll it up like this, won't I?
Yes, you will.
Then, along there...
What is this place now?
It's a mess, isn't it?
Please roll it up so that it covers it.
I see.
Then, please roll it up so that it covers it.
I see.
Wow, that's amazing.
Roll up one piece like this.
Like this?
That's right.
Wow, isn't it good?
It's good, isn't it?
But if you think it's not colorful enough...
You can just put it on like this.
It's colorful.
It will change completely.
You can put green onions on it.
It's good like this.
Oh, it's good.
It's wonderful.
It's done.
I think it's good that it's done.
Sashimi of shark gallery is done.
Thank you very much.
[Tasting]
I only have toothpicks.
Oh, yes, it's okay.
I only have toothpicks.
Itadakimasu!
You are the one who handled it for me.
I ate sashimi for the first time in a while.
This is sashimi.
They sell it at a supermarket.
Itadakimasu!
It's soft.
It's delicious.
I see.
It's a little oily.
If you give it to me blindfolded, you probably won't know it's a fish.
I don't know.
You really don't know, do you?
Then, since we have sashimi of shark gallery today, we'd like to have a drink.
One, two...
Ta-da!
The silver one!
Isn't it amazing?
The silver one goes with the silver one.
But, but...
This is...
I really wanted you to buy it for me.
I won't use it anymore.
I'll keep it as it is.
Thank you very much.
I'll drink it.
You like beer, don't you?
I love it.
I love it so much that I can drink it without turning the camera around.
I think you've noticed it today.
That's right. I've been drinking it all the time.
I really like it.
It's beautiful.
It's great.
Itadakimasu!
It's coming.
This is it.
It's finally coming.
It's delicious!
It came out!
It's delicious!
It's really delicious!
This is delicious.
Here you go, Mr. Nara.
Thank you.
(slurping)
It's so good!
Wow!
This is so good!
I'm so embarrassed!
I'm really sorry about this!
I'm really sorry about this, but...
I'm not saying it's too late, but...
I ended up not doing it.
Yosakoi, Cook and me...
The three of us said, "Let's do it on this day."
But we couldn't do it on that day.
What? Really?
I was like, "Oh, no! I can't do it today! I'm in trouble!"
Wait a minute, no one won!
I'm glad!
Then, "popon" came up.
I was like, "popon?"
So I was like, "popon?"
I was like, "popon?"
Originally, it was supposed to be a sub-channel.
Actually, I said I'd edit it.
Okay, I'll leave it to you.
But now, it's said to be a sub-channel.
I say "popon" sometimes.
Isn't that a rare thing?
As a video, it's interesting.
You look like a big fan.
This is a pop song.
I want you to sing it.
kuyo shigu
It's CHIRO's song.
Thank you very much.
Are you still watching it?
Is it okay if we split it up?
It's on the end of the year sale.
Let's watch it little by little.
Let's watch it for a day.
Let's dig in.
This is also a video that Tetsuya said he wanted to do.
It's probably a video that Tetsuya used.
After taking the video,
I think there was something to edit.
But it didn't get up.
I think so.
I see.
Hurry up.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean "what do you mean"?
Hurry up!
Just in case, just in case
I'm getting excited, I'm getting excited
Hurry up!
Somehow...
Somehow you look different
Like this?
Or like this?
Somehow you look different
Hurry up!
Oh no, somehow you look different
Hey you!
You!
Somehow you look different today
What do you mean?
Somehow...
I'll do it for you
What?
I'll set it up for you
Really?
No, somehow you're particular about something
Somehow you don't look good today
What will you do?
You're going to the hospital
Oh my gosh!
You're going to get a face shot
You're going to push your eyeballs
You're going to get a hair cut
Somehow you're...
You're having a weird smell right now
Do you know that it's dangerous to smell eye drops?
No, no, no
I don't use it
If you sniff it too much you'll become like a gangster
You're good at making noise
Oh no!
It's going to cut
No, it's not going to cut
What are you going to do with a hair that can't be cut with that?
You know, you have this habit
I think it's okay
Put it in
If you put it in
Oh!
It'll cool down
And...
You're sweating a lot
What?
You're sweating a lot
Sweating?
Wow!
Hmm...
It only has a hot smell
Oh!
Do you want to try it?
If you make it as cool as you can
Okay, I'll put in a little more
I'll put in the next layer
A heavy smell
Wow, it's important to do it in order
That's right
If you do it all at once it's hard
Wow
Put it in as much as you can
And hold it
Oh!
What?
What is it?
What's happening?
It's still in my nose
Still in your nose
It's still in my nose
Is it disturbing your nose?
It's still in my nose
Is it okay?
I can't talk
Talk
It stinks
Talk to me
I'm scared
It stinks
One two
What?
Thank you for watching this video and don't forget to subscribe our channel !
(Tekkun is laughing)
What?
It's falling
Tekkun
(Tekkun is laughing)
Tekkun
(Tekkun is laughing)
Tekkun, it fell
Is it falling?
(Tekkun is laughing)
Isn't it too fierce?
Tekkun, are you okay?
It's too fierce
(Tekkun is laughing)
Tekkun
What? What? What?
I don't know
Wow! Wow! Wow!
The cross section
What?
The cross section
I don't know what it is
It's amazing
Is it cool or amazing?
Is it cool or not cool?
It's not cool
What?
It's not good in this state
I need you to do something about it
Tekkun, here
What?
It's covered
Tekkun, turn around
Tekkun
It's torn
Where?
What's going on?
Tekkun, it's torn
It's not here
(Tekkun is laughing)
Isn't the back crazy?
It looks like a hairpin
(Tekkun is laughing)
There is a bigger one on the outside
It's like the one I bought at Wonder 3
It's what Yankees do
Right?
Wow
(Tekkun is laughing)
Don't keep it
Please
I'm begging you
Well
Let's set it up well from now
I'm begging you
Yeah
(Tekkun is laughing)
It's burning a lot
This doesn't have enough power
There's a lot of power
There really is a lot
But it's not enough
Wow, that's amazing
Wow
I'm surprised
I shouldn't touch it
I'll leave it up to you
I'll bring you something stronger
I'll bring you a knife of which sharpness can be used
What, what, what?
Here you go
Let's put this on first
Let me do it
You don't have to hold it. It's dangerous
Here you go
I'm not a devil like "dangerous" anymore
I think it's done.
It's smoking a lot.
It's dangerous!
I'm scared!
Are you okay?
What is it?
So this is what happened.
Is my hair like this?
Yes, it is.
Is it my hair color?
It's burnt.
This is the original hairstyle, isn't it?
Let's shoot a video.
Oh, there is a video like this. Do you remember?
I remember this.
Tetsuya, you don't care about it now, do you?
No!
No, this video is different.
I thought that even if I burned my bangs with an iron, they would all fall off.
Surprisingly, it remained.
Iron's power is a lie.
No, it doesn't fall. It's dirty.
But there was something in this video.
Tetsuya, you said it was just because your hair fell off, didn't you?
What was it? There was a picture of some job.
This camera and the picture were posted on Twitter, and I got a lot of replies.
What did you put on your head?
I've come this far without explaining anything.
Unfortunately, it's over.
And my bangs didn't fall off.
I'm satisfied.
Let's start with a good one.
Tetsuya, you're the cause of a lot of things.
My bangs are already falling off.
I'm sorry.
Yes, you're welcome.
Let's go with a new one.
This is my personal favorite.
I think Gappa was able to see it.
It was close.
Here it is.
A series of games that make friends excited!
Chinchin Scratch Game!
Wow!
This is a completely original game.
This is completely original.
Chinsukuzu.
This is still a coincidence for some reason.
I've seen Chinsuku once.
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
I've seen it once.
(Imitating)
Chinchin Scratch
Yes, sir
Chinchin Scratch
Yes, sir
I feel sorry for you.
But when we did it as a joke meeting, it was very funny.
When I was tired, I decided to change my mood.
And I failed as a gag.
But it's not impossible.
I can't laugh at all.
"Chinchin Scratch" is not a bad gag.
"Chinchin Scratch" is not a funny gag.
It's very difficult.
It's not pleasant.
We tried a lot of gags, and even if we lost, it was too funny.
What!? Really?
I'm sorry if it was funny.
It was the best game.
We've never played a "Chinchin Scratch" game before.
We don't know how to lose.
It's a beta version of "Chinchin Scratch".
We've never played "Chinchin Scratch" game before.
We thought we should try it.
We've been playing it in our daily conversations.
That's right, we don't have a rhythm or anything like that.
When I said "let's start the chinchin scratch game",
Hoshinpei started playing it normally,
and I was like "oh..."
I'll do it one more time.
Chinchin scratch game!
Start!
Chinchin scratch...
Oh, that's a good scratch.
It's a good scratch today, too.
I don't know about DJs, but it's a good scratch.
It's only because of this situation that it's getting interesting, so I'm grateful.
The start position is good.
It's helpful.
Aren't you hungry?
It's almost 11 o'clock in the evening.
I'm hungry.
How about now?
Now...
Let's do it one by one.
It's about time.
We've been shooting for 13 hours.
That's a lot.
Speaking of videos, we're tired, too.
We're tired of tripods.
I think we should have a lot of them.
Tripods!
I don't think we should have any of them.
I think we should have a lot of them.
I don't think we should have any of them.
Full house!
That's not good!
That was really funny!
That wasn't good, right?
That's not good!
Don't laugh at me!
That's not good!
Full house is not good?
Let's say full house.
Even if it's full house, it has to start with chinchin scratch.
I only have socks.
Why did you come up with that?
I just realized it.
Okay, the next game should start with full house.
I see.
That's good.
It starts with full house.
We can start with full house even if it's full house and chinchin scratch.
That's great.
Let's start with full house.
Let's do it.
Chinchin scratch game!
Okay!
Full house!
That's good.
That's not good.
Full house is not good.
I'm hungry.
It's about time.
Can we say it now?
I haven't eaten anything.
I'm worried about your health if you eat ramen.
Ramen...
(chewing)
I can hear the sound of the artery exchange.
I'm going to eat ramen.
I'm going to eat ramen, too.
I'm getting blood.
I'm getting mud.
I'm hungry.
I'm worried about you.
I'm going to eat McDonald's.
I'm worried about you.
Is it good?
It wasn't my dad.
What is this?
It wasn't my dad.
It wasn't your dad?
No, it wasn't.
Really?
You always say it's your dad, don't you?
From now on, I always say it's my dad.
Sometimes it's different.
Grandfather?
Grandfather.
No, father.
Always father.
Grandfather.
Can we go back to "chinsuke"?
Can we go back to "chinsuke" one more time?
It's a trial and error.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's do it one more time for three times.
"Chinchin Scratch Game"!
It's getting more and more interesting.
"Chinchin Scratch".
It's getting more accurate.
It's a good gag.
By making a gag, you can digest a useless gag.
You can digest it and make it your own.
Oh, I didn't know there was such a thing.
Digest, digest.
It's a good gag.
It's a good gag, isn't it?
Digest, digest.
You've been using that greeting a lot lately, haven't you?
What?
You've been using that greeting a lot lately, haven't you?
Really?
Isn't it "hiji"?
"Hiji Period".
What?
"Hiji Period".
"Hiji Period"?
"Hiji Period".
I think it's "hyzronic".
"Hiji Period".
I think it's "hyzronic".
"Hiji Period".
We're not adults.
"Hiji Period".
A long time ago...
Do you know the greeting you used to do?
What?
It was when we were still in a relationship.
Shaa!
We used to do it like that.
Which one are you using now?
"Hiji Period".
You were cute.
I'm not hungry anymore.
It's too hot.
Hey, Oda.
I'm coming!
What was that?
I was holding back a little.
Oh, yeah.
Like someone who played 21 in blackjack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was holding back.
This is the worst thing ever.
This is really difficult.
This game is too...
We don't have enough time.
Let's have fun and make a topic.
Let's do it naturally in a conversation.
Yeah.
This is a game that takes a lot of time.
Let's do it naturally.
It's not like we're doing it for fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Oda and Chinchinscratch won't be bored.
Let's start with Chinchinscratch.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Go ahead.
It's not like we're doing it for fun every time.
It's true.
Let's do it.
Chinchinscratch game!
Yeah!
Chinchinscratch.
Yeah.
I have my own way of doing it.
It's different for everyone.
I want to do it, too.
Scratch game.
It's different for everyone.
Why was I born?
What was it?
Motoneta.
Motoneta used to be Chinkomita.
Yeah.
Someone was Chinkomita.
Manga artist.
Isn't it this way?
It's like this.
Is it okay?
Is it okay like this?
Oh no, I shut up.
It's really fun.
Wait a minute, it's really annoying.
Try it in private.
What is it?
Can I go over there?
I'm a little nervous.
I feel like I'm playing a game.
The pressure is a little...
I have to get something good out of it.
I thought you said something.
I'll scratch it somewhere.
I think it's the best word for physical exercise.
(Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo)
(Momiage Jizuta Garuri)
(Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo Bunyo)
(Momiage Jizuta Garuri)
(Laughter)
You should watch it!
Huhhhh?
Wrong!
Are you kidding me?
This is so funny
You can't make up with this
Broooo
I told you I'd scratch you
It's funny
It's like you're just saying exactly what you expected
I thought it was a scratch but it turned out to be scolding so I laughed
It's better if you scratch in a row
I think so, really
If I don't do it, it's pressure and I can't move on
Yeah, it is
I see
Let's do it in order
This is 1/3 pressure
Right
- Okay, I'll do it now. - Okay.
This is bad!
I can't see anything.
What's the brand of your clothes?
What? You like her?
But I like her.
But you've always been hysterical.
I like her because of the radio.
Oh, I see.
You like her and you want her to go with you.
The radio is saying "maybe you're hysterical".
Myon, myon, myon, myon, myon.
Mysteric flower.
To you who are like that, hysterical flower.
What? What?
Are you okay?
You ran away first.
That was close.
Hysteric flower.
Mysteric flower and...
Hysteric flower.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
There's a brand that I recommend.
But I don't recommend it.
I don't like it.
I don't know a brand for people like that.
I don't like it.
The second floor of L.A. Town.
The second floor of L.A. Town?
Is there such a place?
You have to sing a new song.
Oh, I remember.
Akanobe.
Oh, Akanobe.
I recommend it.
Akanobe, right?
I like Akanobe the most.
There's also Nafco.
There is.
I used to go there.
Nafco?
Akanobe.
Akanobe?
What about Nafco?
Nafco goes there.
Nafco goes there too.
What about Papico?
Papico?
Papico.
Papico is...
That's enough.
That's...
Here you go.
Haribo.
No!
Yes, I bought it.
It's gone down.
It's gone down a lot.
I'm happy to win, but I'm not happy to lose.
It's difficult!
What should I do?
Wait!
What is this?
Speaking of Haribo...
Isn't it "hb"?
Haribo, Haribo, Haribo.
And "hb" is a pencil shell.
And it means "hamburger" every day.
Ze
Zen
I thought there would be no "gaggin" now.
Do you mean "gyagun" that was made later?
Yes, yes.
That's amazing.
"Gagchen" is...
"gyagun" is "shift change", right?
Yes, yes.
"gyagun", "gyagun", "gyagun", "gyagun"!
You think it's too cold?
It's different now, isn't it?
It's a conversation now, isn't it?
We have to get this tension.
I think it's a good feeling now.
It's not good to pile up.
(Singing)
It's wonderful.
Let's get rid of the tension.
That's right.
We've cleared it.
Let's get rid of the tension.
It's really boring.
It's really light.
Ooooooh.
Firefighter.
Well, that was...
I couldn't understand it at all.
That was...
It's a Michigan vs. New Jersey match.
I think it's great.
The ladder is swinging.
It's like a horse.
On the contrary, I can't win if I don't go lower than now.
If it's amazing, it's really amazing.
It's amazing.
It's really amazing.
Oh, no.
My hat is falling down.
Mr. Cook, who has just been born.
Well, it's impossible to do it now, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It was a code to do it now.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad you did it, Cook.
What do you think of the rotten Hikari V?
The color of it now.
It's no good.
But it's no good.
It's good.
What was the result?
What am I enjoying now?
Yes, it's no good.
Oh, no.
Could you do it?
It was amazing.
I lost someone I wanted.
Well, looking at it like this,
I think I could have done it if I edited it very well.
If there are only such interesting moments like this, I can do it.
I'm glad you did it.
Well, there are.
There are.
There are no more.
It's easier to eat.
Yes.
It's easy to eat.
Well, for example...
Like Shibata and Shichimitsu, there's this "it's this guy's fault", or "it's his fault", but...
How do you say it? It's Keyman's charm.
This is Shibayu's charm.
This is Shibayu Keyman's charm.
I'm looking forward to it!
The limit of lifting is important!
Don't say it with confidence.
Lifting...
If you can do it 30 times, you can't do it 31 times.
If you can do it 300 times, you can't do it 301 times.
If you can't do it that far, you can do it again.
So, I think I can go anywhere.
That's a mathematical function.
That's right.
So, in order to verify it...
First of all, I'll lift once on the first day.
It's easy.
I'll do it twice the next day.
I'll do it three times the next day.
I want to verify if I'll ever reach my limit with this.
It's very annoying to lift every day.
So, this time, I'm going to do lifting and...
The least number of people who seem to be bad at it...
I'm going to take a lifting verification video!
Even if you do it all day, your life will fall into a stick.
Make an hour of that time a day and...
If you can't lift as much as you did the day before...
That's the limit.
But you'll definitely get better, right?
It's possible to improve simply.
If you can lift as much as you did the day before and lift for an hour...
That's the limit.
So, I'd like to decide my limit with lifting right away.
Well, for now, I'd like you to do it infinitely.
Even if you're good at it, it's hard to verify.
Can you do it?
Ryo-kun. / Yes.
Okay, let's do it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
I can't do it. / Oh, 7.
But 7 is pretty good. / 7 is definitely good.
7 is pretty good! / 7 is pretty good!
I'm embarrassed! / 7 is pretty good!
I'm embarrassed! / Granpa Seuss!
The rest of you probably have the same ability, so let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's go!
Wow, this is crazy!
No practice, right?
Pressure! Pressure!
Fight!
Okay, let's go.
I'm worried about the wind.
It won't go up. It won't go up at all.
Let's go.
Oh, it's windy. It's windy.
It's not windy at all.
This is long.
Please.
Let's go.
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!
Time's up!
- What are you doing?! - There's Ronald!
- There's Jimmy Lee! - There's Sticky!
- Wow! - She's a big help! - She's a big help!
- I thought I couldn't do it myself, but I think everyone can do it with this. - Really?
- I can't do it if I lose. - It's just that we're lucky.
- Even if you look at me now, you don't think, "Wow, I'm lucky." - You only say, "I'm lucky."
- "I happened to be able to fly up." - Actually, you know what's the weirdest thing about us?
- First of all, this! - That's right.
- As long as this is stable... - This, right? Here we go!
- Okay!
- Wait a minute! This is it! I just said it!
- Wow! - I only said, "Wow!"
- You're kidding me! - I said, "This is scary, right?"
- Wait a minute, please! - You two do it.
- Well, if you're going to give us that right... - Well, yeah.
- It might be important for us to say thank you here. - Yeah.
- Then we'll let you off once. - Thank you very much!
- I was staring at the ground.
- But if we do the same thing a second time, it won't make sense anymore.
- Well, that's true. Can I say it now? - You can't say anything anymore.
- Okay, go ahead. - Here we go.
- Okay.
- One, two, three, four, five! - Five!
- Five times! - Five times!
- Five times is pretty... stable. - You're too energetic.
- But don't worry about it. - Five!
- Our legs don't move too much. We're old men.
- No, but five times is amazing. It's good for you.
- No, this is bad.
- If I were Dobby, I'd already be in this group.
- If you do it six times... - How do you do it?
- I can only do this.
- You sound like a soccer player.
- I can only do this. - How do you do it?
- You roll up on your toes...
- Show me how you do it.
- Are you crazy? - What is this?
- What are you doing? - This is crazy!
- We have to pay for this. - I've done it 17 times!
- I won't show you this in a free place like this! - You can't comment on this video in the soccer club.
- Please don't mess up! - I won't mess up at all.
- Isn't it really stable now? - Here we go!
- Hey, don't laugh! Don't laugh!
- You can do it!
- What is this? - Show me how you do it!
- You might be able to become a professional.
- Mobility is important. - You're right.
- Go! - Here we go!
- One, two, three!
- Three times!
- This hurts! - Thank goodness!
- That was three times!
- I thought you were going to lose. - I thought I was going to win.
- How did I end up like this? - Please!
- If it's just a meltdown...
- I don't think it's that bad.
- I'm sick of meltdowns.
- If you're going to say it, say it!
- Here we go! One, two... - You're fast!
- Don't mess with me!
- You're fast!
- What are you doing?
- Go and take care of yourself! - What?
- The record is three. - Three is left.
- Four is impossible. - Four is pretty hard. - Four is tough.
- Three is just right.
- It's "jinjinjin"!
- Do your best! - Here we go!
- You're fast!
- What?! - What?!
- How was it? - What was going on just now?
- I heard there's a rumor that you get a heart attack once. - There's a rumor about that, too...
- So it wasn't as bad of a trap as a heart attack? - I wonder...
- So you won because you had a heart attack? - You're kind of like Shinichi.
- That's easy to understand. - Like Shinichi? - Who's Shinichi?
- You're Shinichi. - You're really good at this.
- So you're drawing lots? - Yeah, I might be drawing lots.
- Even if you say you won because of that, it's different. - That's cool.
- It's better than getting a heart attack.
- The final result... - Okay...
- Please!
- Every time...
- But you didn't do this last time, right? - Yeah, you're right.
- It doesn't go down all of a sudden. - It's dangerous.
- Go for it, go for it.
- I'm so nervous. - Here we go.
- Two. - Three!
- No, two. - Three!
- Two. - That was two.
- It's lower than last time.
- If you can do it three times, you can win. - You're right, it's better this way.
- You can do it three times. - You can only do it three times.
- Hey!
- Don't come here!
- Hey!
- What's wrong with you?!
- Here I go. - Okay.
- There was some air in there. - It got stuck in there.
- You go first.
- I think it's better to do it in a row.
- It's okay, right?
- Let's do it in order. - You don't know?
- Here I go. - Okay.
- One, two, three, four... - Go!
- Five! - You did it!
- How was it? - It's a new record!
- Five times! - Five times!
- I did it! - It's too hot!
- I didn't know we'd make it this far! - I don't like this anymore, but we'll get results.
- Okay, let's continue. - Okay.
- Wait, shouldn't we put our feet down? - What is this?
- Five! - One!
- Two! - Three!
- Nine! - I won't pick it up anymore!
- Go home! - Go home!
- I can't get up!
- Boguchi... - Don't touch my kitchen!
- Boguchi walks 24 hours a day and practices dating.
- When he walks 24 hours a day, he walks like this. - That's right.
- We've finally decided who will be our test subjects.
- This video is long, but Shibuya is doing his best, so please watch it until the end.
- I'm going to carry this around until morning.
- I'm going to tie it up and do it like this.
- If you do it, you'll improve a lot. - I envy you for that.
- So this is the main part. - Yes, please date me.
- No, it's not the main part!
- Oh no! Test start!
- It's over! - It's so funny!
- Where did you go last night? - I'm really curious about it!
- It was a really busy period of time. - Yeah, I was walking for 24 hours.
- And then this happened! - Yeah.
- I was like "oh my god", and I was like "let me just quit for now", and I just let it go.
- Social emission.
- Well, we don't have any more tests, do we? - Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
- If you're curious about it, please drop me an apple!
- I'm really sorry about this, because of my lack of guts.
- Even if I did it properly, I think I said it like 10 times or less.
- For an hour.
- I'm sorry, thank you very much!
- I'm tired. - I'm happy.
- There's more? - There's more.
- There's more? - We've been watching for about an hour.
- This time, I've messed up and lost. - Oh, that's rare.
- When you see it, you'll know. - Yes.
- I'm a cameraman, Keizo. - I'm a producers, Yuya.
- I'm a director, Tomohisa. - I'm a very sensitive person.
- I like baseball quite a bit. - I'm a tennis fan, too.
- You're a tennis fan?! - You're a tennis fan?!
- I'm sorry, but I think we haven't had many opportunities. - I'm sorry, but I think we haven't had many opportunities.
I'm just a baseball fan, and I really love baseball, but I've never been in a baseball club.
I'm just an old man who likes baseball.
So I've never really been involved in baseball.
I'm just playing around.
But I was wondering what it would be like.
I made a big decision here.
I want to be able to throw 120 balls.
That's fine.
We don't know about baseball, but we don't know about baseball.
An old man who likes baseball wants to throw 120 balls, doesn't he?
You can't do much about it, can you?
I have a small body, so I can't throw fast balls.
But I want to improve my muscle training and work out.
I want to be serious about baseball until I can throw 120 balls.
If you don't do that, you'll be in the A-class and you'll be in trouble.
Are you aiming for the A-class?
I'm aiming for 120.
I think I'll be able to do it in the shortest amount of time.
You need at least three months to grow up.
Even if you do it for a long time...
If you don't reach your next year's goal in three months, is it okay for you to quit smoking?
Of course. I've been smoking for three months now.
That's fast.
Then you don't have to quit smoking.
If you don't reach your next year's goal in three months...
I'll take you to a penalty game.
It's just for you to do your best.
If you don't have anything, it's okay. I thought it was just a video.
If you're having a hard time, you can't watch baseball.
You can't cheer for Chinese and Japanese dragons.
I can do my best to cheer for baseball.
I'm going to spend 100 yen to cheer for Chinese and Japanese dragons.
You can't cheer for Chinese and Japanese dragons.
The problem is...
I haven't won anything yet.
Because I don't have a club.
But I won something.
I won something like this.
I think it's important to know how much you can play now.
How much do you think you can play?
I think I can play 100.
I don't want to play in a messy form.
Your goal for today is 100.
I'm hungry now.
You're hungry now.
I'm nervous.
95 kg!
93 kg!
95 kg!
157 kg!
Help me!
154 kg!
Congratulations!
Ninety-three kilograms!
Wow!
How about throwing both?
One hundred and twenty kilograms may be different.
Isn't it a little realistic?
When I came all the way here before shooting the video,
I said, "If I don't win a hundred kilograms, I'll cry."
That's what I said.
Ninety-five kilograms is realistic.
Really?
It's realistic.
Wow!
With such three months of practice,
such a small thing is one hundred and twenty kilograms?
I was told not to do it for ten times, but...
That's crazy!
It's a little over one hundred and ten kilograms.
I underestimated it.
I apologize to all the baseball fans all over the country.
I understand.
Well, I'm not very athletic right now,
so there is a part that returns to some extent and there is a part that grows from there.
Well, it's amazing how much I've returned and grown.
Well, I'm going to do some serious training from today, report my progress little by little,
and if I don't win a hundred and twenty kilograms, I'll quit baseball.
That's crazy, really.
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
It must be very hard for you, right?
I'll do my best for baseball.
It's not like I was taught by someone,
I just learned to move properly what I hadn't moved before.
Running and catching ball, but I'm still training my body.
Is your athleticism resolved?
Well, I'm working out a lot right now, so maybe that's enough for me to grow to some extent.
No, I don't think you've grown a little here.
That's right.
I think it's earlier to grow with muscle strength or something like that,
but for the time being, I want you to grow a little with your lack of exercise.
Did you lose?
I'd like you to measure about three kilograms.
Yes.
I'm going.
88
94
Wow!
I'm going.
Let's go! Let's go!
100km/h!
96km/h!
Almost!
The speed hasn't changed much.
Even though it was 100km/h in first lap, it's still an unexpected 100km/h.
But the average speed is about 96km/h.
Yes, I think it's about as fast as last time.
Wow!
It hasn't changed much, so it may have changed a little.
Yes, yes. The speed isn't high either, so it's not exactly accurate.
But I feel like it's a little better than last time.
The rest is up to you.
It doesn't end until it reaches 100km/h, does it?
No, I'll reach 100km/h in three months.
I see.
If you can't do it, you can't increase your dragon.
Hi, I'm Mizutamari Bond.
I was going to practice baseball as hard as I can, and there was something like baseball, wasn't there?
I was practicing it, and I thought it would hurt a lot if I practiced baseball, so I went to the hospital and they said I shouldn't play baseball.
However, this test has become impossible to carry out.
This is dangerous, isn't it? It's simple.
This is a rare situation where the video ends with a doctor's stop.
At this time, it's best to throw it with your left arm when you're ignoring it.
Well, that's right.
I'm going to throw it with my left arm when I'm ignoring it.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
It's okay, you can hold it with your left hand.
Oh, you're holding it with your nose!
Oh!
Oh, good.
So, I'm going to sleep peacefully with my hard- working cartilage.
Sleep peacefully with my cartilage.
By the way, Ryo-kun, you're facing this way and looking over there right now.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Now, here's the last video of the day.
Oh!
And the most boring video.
What do you want to do?
There's no reason for it!
Here it is.
Go ahead.
There are three kinds of people in the world.
One who knows everything about trendy things.
One who can somehow predict without seeing it.
There are three of them.
For example, "kimi no nawa"...
Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
This is the first one you know about it.
Even if you don't know about it, you can predict it.
If you hear the name "kimi no nawa", you'll be like, "Hmm, that story is like this, isn't it?"
If you know about it, you're smart.
I want you to be like that.
So, this time, we're going to listen only to the title of a famous work of fiction and guess its synopsis perfectly.
We're going to do that kind of special training.
Oh, you're going to tell us stories, aren't you?
Please be careful.
Even if we don't know about it, we'll be told stories about it.
If someone says a famous work of fiction and people who don't know about it guess its synopsis perfectly,
then it's like, "Oh, I really didn't know about it, and I guessed it perfectly, but it was completely different."
It's like this.
You're so kind.
What about me?
I don't think anyone knows about it.
"Goki wo kakeru shoujo" (a girl who spends her time on it)
You're too much.
It's a level that you don't have a driving lesson.
I don't know about it.
What do you not know about it?
I don't know about it.
I know about it.
"Goki wo kakeru shoujo" (a girl who spends her time on it)
A normal girl lives a normal life, but she goes to the future first.
In the future, something terrible happens and this world ends.
So she goes back to the past and buys only one thing so that the future does not end.
"Goki wo kakeru" (a girl who spends her time on it)
"Buy only one thing"?
It's the same as you.
Maybe.
No way!
Am I serious?
"Goki wo kakeru shoujo" (a girl who spends her time on it)
A girl can spend her time on it, and she spends her time with her friends.
Is there such a thing?
It's like a classic Korean movie.
"Goki wo kakeru shoujo" (a girl who spends her time on it)
And only a few minutes before you go there, you get stuck in a trouble.
"Dotamotokomi" (a girl who spends her time on it)
How is it?
You're saying it nicely.
I think it's "time slip".
If you smell something, you'll fly away.
If you feel like you're running...
"Goki wo kakeru shoujo" (a girl who spends her time on it)
"Yoroshiku onegaishimasuuuu" (thank you in Japanese)
That's strange!
No one does that?
We just started, so we all suck at it.
I can do anything.
What's next?
I once watched a great movie.
I watched "Sky or Shun" recently.
I know it.
You have to watch it.
It's a really funny movie.
I know it.
I bet you'll say "that".
Shall we move on?
It looks familiar.
I didn't know it.
No way!
Seriously?
But you know, you know, it's like this.
Yeah, yeah.
I've never seen a package like that.
Tell me about it.
I've always imagined it as "shoushank".
I mentioned "shakushain" in Ain's language.
I think it's related to that.
People who lived in Ezo were excited about independence from the mainland of Japan.
But the Bakufu and Matsumae people didn't allow it.
They fought bravely in the Kotsuku Sea and attacked the Bakufu and Matsumae ships.
And they praised and commemorated the glory of "shansanku" which had scattered its blood and flesh in vain.
I don't think it's a memory of war.
It's not a slogan.
What?
It's not a slogan?
It's "shoushank"
"shoushank" sounds like a human name.
It's too shocking.
I'll say the next one.
There was a man named "shoushank".
No!
I wanted to say it.
There's a person called "shoushanku" and he's in the sky and the sun is shining on him.
It's like a hippie movie.
That's all I want to see!
Stop it!
The only information I know is that the package is raining and that it's a moving movie.
I see.
There's a thing called "shoushanku disease".
An angel's rain pours down on those who are infected with electromagnetic disease.
But the reason for that is...
Thanks to the hero's good teacher's teaching,
the hero's "shoushanku disease" is eventually cured thanks to the hero.
It's a touching drama.
No!
There's only one scene in this movie.
Oh, really?
It's not like that at all.
An angel's rain pours down on those who are infected with electromagnetic disease.
That scene is in the movie, and the police officer gets shot.
And in the end, he dies.
I've never seen anything like it.
Let's move on.
When I went to America, I watched it a lot on the plane.
"Zootopia".
Oh, it's funny.
It's really funny.
It's funny.
It's so funny.
It was funny?
We were all talking about it and it was funny.
Yeah, we were all talking about it and it was funny.
I don't know what's what.
It's a lie, isn't it?
I don't know what's what.
It's insane.
You can understand it by summarizing it, can't you?
"Zoo" is an animal, right?
"Zootopia" is "utopia", right?
Animals become humans and go to war and kill humans to obtain their own paradise...
... and "zootopia".
It's over.
What are you talking about?
I'm not!
You're not?
You don't know about art?
Next,
just like Ryo-kun said,
animals and utopias.
There are many animals there,
but the biggest one is like "Absolute Planet",
"It's too dangerous for me to go there",
and then the movie "Rebounding" comes out.
What I thought was,
now in zoos,
humans are hunting various animals,
rare animals, right?
But in the future,
humans and animals will turn against each other,
just like Ryo-kun said after the war.
It's a sequel.
You made a sequel!
It's like "Rebounding".
Animals lock humans in a forest.
Humans locked in a forest can't do anything to animals.
They have to fight with a heart like a fight.
Sad.
What's the sequel about?
It's like...
"Higuma".
That's mean!
"Higuma" and "Aya"?
"Aya" is playing "Higuma".
That's not it!
I want to be a policeman first.
I want to kill humans.
There are no humans there!
"Enoh" has been left behind.
It's like a world view.
It's like "Enoh" and "Aya" have been left behind.
It's like a world view.
I want to go to "Zuban" soon.
It's like a super literary book.
Like a textbook?
It's like a "Miyakawa Prefecture" or something like that.
It's not bad.
It's like "Sakimura Test" and "Shimonoi Cuisine".
Yes, "Shimonoi Cuisine".
Everyone knows "gimkyoizuke" so it's fine.
It's a little different.
It's different.
I really don't know.
I was really serious about this airport.
Serious?
But it's easy to understand names, so you can explain.
One day, there was a restaurant with a lot of orders.
But on the other side, there was a restaurant with more orders.
It might not be "GUST".
It might be "scaniac group".
There are 2,700 stores in Japan.
"GUST" is 1,300 stores.
Is that so?
"scaniac group" is 1,300 stores.
What is that?
It's not about becoming a "scaniac group" and becoming an "area manager".
You suddenly jumped!
As "area manager", I will do my best and win "scaniac group".
It's totally different, isn't it?
It's too different.
This textbook is terrible.
Do you know what everyone is talking about?
"Hibana".
"Futagawa".
It's too much of a topic.
The leader's face is terrible.
Do you know who wrote it?
I only know that part.
I want to guess it.
Can you give me one hint?
I may be the one who gives you a lot of hints.
"Boobs".
Are you kidding me?
Are you sure?
"Boobs".
Is that what you're talking about?
It's not an emotional novel, is it?
Well, you gave me a hint.
If you say "baa" now and leave the line, "baa" will end.
You talk too much.
Let me guess it properly.
If you don't say the correct answer, I'll end up.
I'll do it.
Go ahead.
"Kiba".
"Kiba", right?
The famous fireworks of girls are...
- That's it. - That's all.
You guys really didn't listen to me, did you?
Didn't you say something like "this is the most boring thing I've ever done"?
- That's right. - That's right.
- I didn't say it. - I didn't hear it.
- I've never heard of this hairstyle before. - Yeah, it's been a long time.
- I went to school that day. - Yeah.
- I went to Nagoya. - What?
- What did you say? - I said that and probably lost weight.
- No, but what are you talking about? - Hahaha.
- Let's end this here. - Okay.
- I'm sorry for saying your name. Are you famous? - No, I'm not.
- Okay. Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Shosyan and... - Shosyan.
- Well... - Are we done?
- Are we done?
- Let's do two more. - Oh.
- Oh.
- What else was there? - That's it. Five minutes.
- Here it is. - Yes.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- It's infinite. - It's infinite.
- "The Simple." - "The simplest and most interesting way of exchanging Snow's face."
- Applause. - Applause.
- If you don't enjoy it, you'll end up like this. - Hahaha.
- Let's enjoy it! - Let's enjoy it!
- "The Simple" is interesting when you think about exchanging Snow's face.
- Bushi-san has an amazing face. - Yeah.
- It's definitely a girl. - It's definitely a girl.
- But girls and people who aren't interesting... - Hahaha.
- Hahaha.
- We've avoided Snow so far, but I think we should do it at least once. - Yes.
- "The Simple" is interesting when you think about exchanging Snow's face. - Yes.
- Why do you make such a disgusting face?! - Hahaha.
- No! - Can't you enjoy it a little more?!
- I didn't think Tetsuya would have the opportunity to exchange Snow's face. - Hahaha.
- What's wrong with you?! - Hahaha.
- I wanted to do it at least once! - Bushi-san, you're being taken away.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- No, I know what you want to say. - You don't want to do it at least once, do you?
- No, I don't! - No, I don't!
- Stop it! - Sorry, sorry, sorry...
- Sorry, sorry, sorry...
- I know what you want to say. - Oh, good for you. - I know what you want to say.
- All 5 of you have spent 30 minutes shooting "Sigyokusetsu".
- Whether you're at home or outside, it doesn't matter. - The person who makes an interesting work wins.
- Let's get started! - Who's the judge?
- All judges! - Yay!
- Let's have fun today!
- Hooray! - Hooray!
[The video has started!]
[Applause]
[Show it to the people who are watching it.]
[Kai, you exchanged money and stuff.]
[Ta-da!]
[Wait, there's someone else here!]
[Why me?]
[You're going that way.]
[I exchanged it with you.]
[There's definitely someone like this.]
[This is a little bit...]
[He looks scary.]
[He's surprisingly nice.]
[Kai is funny.]
[There's definitely someone like this.]
[He's nice.]
[There's another one.]
[I exchanged it with you.]
[Oh, I shouldn't have reacted like that.]
[I'm not sure if I'm using it well or not.]
[But this is...]
[Ta-da!]
[Wait, wait, wait.]
[Who is it?]
[It's just a stray dog.]
[I'm sorry for making you worry.]
[I couldn't understand it.]
[Anyway, here it is.]
[I wanted it to be a manga cover, so here it is.]
[Ta-da!]
[This side.]
[Let's compete with this side.]
[Since you have hair,]
[this side won't fit you either.]
[This side.]
[This is amazing.]
[Ta-da!]
[Wow, you can do this.]
[You're using it well.]
[You've seen this a lot, right?]
[Oh, you have?]
[Ta-da!]
[Oh, you're using it well.]
[I'm embarrassed.]
[I have to use it properly.]
[Ta-da!]
[Wow, what is this?]
[What do you mean, "I'm sorry"?]
[It's funny.]
[It's a human face.]
[Okay, shall we start?]
[Here it is.]
[Oh, you're right.]
[Mushi-san said earlier, "Your T-shirt is nice."]
[I'm glad you said that earlier.]
[Ta-da!]
[Oh!]
[It fits you well.]
[You look like Mino.]
[My top is too tight.]
[Your top can't be helped.]
[My forehead is sticking out too much.]
[It's amazing.]
[It's amazing how it fits you.]
[It's already in there.]
[It's amazing.]
[Okay, this is the last one.]
[Here it is.]
[Huh?!]
[What?!]
[It hasn't changed at all.]
[Huh?!]
[It hasn't changed at all.]
[It's not you, Toshimitsu.]
[It's you, Toshimitsu.]
[Isn't it me who put on makeup?]
[It's me who put on makeup.]
[Who is this?]
[It's Iron Man.]
[It's Iron Man?!]
[You look like Iron Man.]
[Oh, do I?]
[Is it just me saying that?]
[No, not at all.]
[You look like him a little bit.]
[This is amazing.]
[I'm glad we exchanged faces.]
[Your face fits your forehead better.]
[That's true.]
[This is amazing.]
[That's amazing.]
[You have a great angle.]
[But you look ugly.]
[You look like him, but...]
- Okay. - Ah, that's all for today.
- Anything else? - Huh?
- Anything else? - What about the two of you?
- There's some material for you two. - Ah, I see.
- It's what you took apart like this. - Ah!
- This guy? - No, it's him.
- Don't lie! You're talking! - What are you doing?
- You're a complete pervert.
- I'll make you some sort of a big deal later.
- Thanks for listening.
- No, it's you. - It's you, isn't it?
- You're boring me. - You're like a boss.
- Everyone, are you watching until now? - Yes.
- Let's do one last one. - One last one?
- We're going to add an ending to the last one. - Yes.
- The last one is this. - Yes.
- Everyone, do you like delicious food? - Yes, we do.
- Shut up! - Shut up!
- What did you say? - I'm scared now.
- Everyone likes delicious food, right? These members have changed.
- We don't have much in common, but we all like delicious food. - That's true.
- That's why when we decide what we're going to eat, we play rock-paper-scissors and argue about it.
- Why do we only have five eyes and five mouths? - Shut up!
- I was thinking, if we all made one food that we all like, wouldn't we all be satisfied?
- I like katsu. - I like katsu.
- Katsu is good, curry is good, and katsu curry is good, right? - Yeah.
- That means... - If we all pick our favorite food and eat it together, we can all be satisfied.
- I think we might be born in a world where we don't need rock-paper-scissors anymore.
- You're too convinced. - Anyway, we asked you all to bring your favorite food.
- Shall we bring it out now? - Yes!
- It's do, soo, ri, fu, shi, right? - No, no, no.
- Let me say "don," okay? - Okay, I'll say "don."
- Don, ri, fu, shi! - Yes, Tetsuya, it's ri, fu, shi.
- And I'll say "do, soo, ri, fu, shi." - My favorite food is do, do, ra, fa, sun!
- It's daifuku, right? - Wow!
- It's crispy! - Ouch!
- And I'll say "don," junky! - Yay!
- Are you eating properly? - This is good.
- You said it was food. - Are you making me eat it?
- Tetsuya is making me eat it. - Really?
- Tetsuya is making me eat it. - Okay, I'll say my favorite food.
- I'll say "isobi age de boas." - Wow!
- It's sour! - It's like drinking sake.
- It's good. - It's delicious.
- I'll say "isobi age de boas." - Where did you put it?
- Isobi age de boas.
- My favorite food is soba. - Wow!
- That's cool. - That's cool.
- I'll say "katsudon." - Wow!
- Really? - It's katsudon?
- Isn't it foie gras? - I like foie gras, so I brought it here.
- I'll say "katsudon." - Really?
- Everyone likes katsudon, right? - Everyone likes it.
- I'm not trying to make fun of you.
- I'm doing my best to make it while getting support from you.
- If you just mix it up, you can't say it's a dish.
- I want to make it something. - That's right.
- It's like "katsu" and "curry" of "katsu curry."
- It's like "beef" "daigaku" "katsu" "seafood" "oisobi" "soba"
- That's right. - Is it possible?
- How did you cook it? - Everything is delicious.
- If you just mix it up, you can make something delicious. - Delicious "dasu" "oisibi" "dasu" "oisibi" "oisibi" "dasu"
I'm going to start cooking.
First of all, I'm going to put shishito peppers in the water and leave it for a while.
And I have to use noodles, soba noodles, ramen noodles and rice.
I like katsudon, so I need rice.
At that time, there is only "toyohashi curry udon" in the world where rice and noodles coexist.
"Toyohashi curry udon" has rice and yam at the bottom of curry udon and curry udon on top of it.
- That's really good. - That's delicious.
So I'm going to spread "toyohashi curry udon" in the same way.
And instead of "tororo", I'm going to drop an egg here.
It's delicious now.
And I'm going to add "soba" at the top.
"Soba" should be mixed well with the noodles of "cup noodles", so I'd like to mix it separately.
I'm going to add "isobayashi" of my favorite "isobayashi" to "toyohashi curry udon".
And I'm going to add "toyohashi" of my favorite "isobayashi" to "toyohashi curry udon".
I'm going to cut "toyohashi" into bite-sized pieces and put "toyohashi" on top of "toyohashi".
It's been three minutes since I put "toyohashi" on top of "toyohashi".
The problem is that "toyohashi" has hot water.
But if you don't put seafood and noodles in "toyohashi" to some extent, you can't call it "seafood noodles".
Certainly, if you like "isobayashi" and like ramen, you will fight.
So I'm going to save "toyohashi" here.
I think this will satisfy both "isobayashi" and "ramen" lovers.
"toyohashi" smells strong now.
I think "toyohashi" is strong, but I also use "toyohashi" here.
This is "toyohashi" noodle soup.
"toyohashi" will adjust the taste of "toyohashi" noodles.
"toyohashi" doesn't fight with any food.
That's right.
"toyohashi" also contains "toyohashi" like "toyohashi".
So I'm going to dilute "toyohashi" with water.
You dilute "toyohashi" with water.
"toyohashi" also contains "toyohashi".
Put "toyohashi" in a bowl.
Then put "toyohashi" on a plate.
Place "toyohashi" and "toyohashi" on a plate.
"isobi age" and "nanabein" on a plate.
And last but not least, "toyohashi" on a plate.
I'm glad you brought it up. I forgot about "toyohashi" in the first place.
"toyohashi" has a strong personality.
"toyohashi" brings out the flavors of "toyohashi" in a single meal.
If you eat "toyohashi" with curry, you can enjoy all the flavors of curry.
I see. That's why you brought it up.
Is it okay?
"toyohashi" with "toyohashi" meat...
Looks delicious!
I think it's ready
It's done!
This is our favorite from "toyohashi"
It's done!
Let's eat!
Is it ready?
It's too early
It's been 10 minutes
Open your eyes!
This is our favorite from "toyohashi"
It's our favorite from "toyohashi"
It's been 10 minutes
How should we eat it?
Eat it as you like
I want you to taste all 6 flavors at the same time
Mixed beef and potatoes...
It looks delicious!
Let me eat it
You're angry
Don't be angry when you eat
It's fun
There's a rumor that Tetsuya is angry when he eats
His face is red
You're talking about my face
I'm happy
I'm sorry
I'm not angry
You look like a kindergarten teacher
I'm happy
I'm sorry
I'm not angry
How does it taste?
It's delicious or not...
It's delicious
There are many details
Please try it
Hmm!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
Oh, it's good
Are you sick in the end?
I'm not sick
Hmm!
Can I try it, too?
It's good
We eat together, but each of us exists
As expected, each of you has a status that only you like
It's good
You're making me sick
Oh, no, oh, no
It's dirty
Everyone exists
Is it good?
What? What? What?
What is this?
Yes, it's an excuse
Let's eat
It's like a resort
It looks so good
There's someone I don't like in here.
Who?
Beef stew.
What?!
He's strong-willed.
He's a good junkie.
What do you think about this?
The one who made it decided it wasn't good, and we decided it was good.
Yeah...
Maybe it's better to mix too much food.
As for the content, I thought it wasn't bad at all.
Yeah, your face was amazing.
When I first saw this video, you looked like you were about to die.
I'm the one who looks like I'm about to die.
I look like I'm about to die a lot in this video.
Anyway, thank you for watching this boring video.
It was fun.
It was useful.
I think it was useful in some parts.
It was helpful.
From next year, we will work hard on editing and putting all the videos together.
Is it that good?
Is it good?
You just ate it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I'll let you eat it.
What are you looking for?
It's glasses.
I'm sorry for wasting your delicious food.
Thank you for the food.
(The bell rings)
That's it for today.
If you make such mistakes next year, don't hold it against yourself and work hard next year as well.
We've shown you all of our bad parts of this year, haven't we?
Let's make sure we don't make such videos again and move forward next year.
Let's make this video our New Year's greeting.
Please continue to support us next year.
See you next year.
Did we make it?
Yes!
We made it!
I don't want to end it with just one word!
I'm serious about this.
What's up?
I want to prove that anyone can overcome any obstacle if they work hard.
I see.
I don't want to end it with just one word!
This time...
I want to prove that you can get better if you practice even if you're not good at it.
Do you have any special talents?
No, I don't.
Stop it.
You said it first!
I don't have any special talents.
I don't think you're good at it.
Can you show me something you can do?
Something I can do?
Yes.
Something you do often.
Something I do often?
What?
Sawa sensei.
Sawa sensei brought me here.
Stop laughing!
I think...
I don't know how to say it.
You can do it because you've seen it a lot in high school, right?
It's not like you were born with Sawa sensei's impersonation.
So...
From now on...
If you practice your impersonation as hard as you can...
Let's see how much you can get better over time.
This time, Toshimitsu wrote down the target of your impersonation.
Okay.
You'll pull this out...
You'll practice it as much as you can...
And we'll announce which of you is better now or later.
Okay.
The person I'm impersonating is...
Kudo Shintoki!
Wow! That's nice!
Wow!
I think you can do it, Tetsuya.
Well...
You have a high voice.
The person I'm impersonating is...
Wow!
Ofi Shunda!
Wow!
That's nice!
That's easy!
What do you mean "easy"?
You're annoying!
Stop it!
What do you want me to say?
Okay.
The person I'm impersonating is...
Okay.
Fukuyama Masaru.
Wow!
This is like...
I...
I do this sometimes.
What do you want me to say?
Honda Keisuke.
Wow!
I don't think you'll say Honda Keisuke's name from your face right now.
It's still 0%.
Then I'll say...
Seru!
Wow!
Seru from "Dragon Ball".
Shall we do it in order?
Okay.
Let's do it.
Baro!
Hahaha!
What are you doing?
Be serious!
What?
Be serious!
Do it properly!
Be serious!
Okay, next.
Ryo from "No Rules".
This is really...
Okay.
Please.
Maki's...
Hahaha!
No, it's Ryo.
It's Ryo.
Ryo from "No Rules".
Hahaha!
Okay, next.
Fukuyama Masaru from "Dragon Ball".
What do you want me to say?
What do you usually say?
You say it no matter who does it.
I say it no matter who does it.
I say it because it's boring.
It's boring.
I say it because it's boring.
Right now, Fukuyama Masaru says...
"Good luck".
Wow!
That's enough.
Wow!
But now...
Now...
It's a little...
It'll get better.
It'll get better in a minute.
It'll get worse in a minute.
Hahaha!
That's the best.
That's up to you.
I don't know what you say, Keisuke Honda.
Basically...
That's right.
It doesn't matter.
That's right.
I see.
That's right.
That's a plausible feeling.
I see.
Umemaru's "cell".
I don't know much about "Dragon Ball" in my life.
This was also Tadashi Okamoto's...
No matter who does it, it's not familiar.
It's only me know about this.
BRRRAAAAAAAAAA
Like that.
I don't know if you have enough base.
BRRRAAAAA
So, I think you've done your best.
It doesn't matter what you say.
It's important for you to find some common phrases.
The closest one is the winner.
Well, we'll practice for a while.
Let's practice when everyone is gathered.
If you touch me, you'll know.
I'm scared.
Will you practice properly in the next lesson?
Yes.
Well, we'll practice for now.
Good luck, everyone!